DMX Arrested for Identity Theft
Are you keeping score at home of the number of DMX arrests this year? If my math is correct, I think we’re at eleventy fafillion.
This time, the rapper and Bedford homeowner was arrested in Phoenix this past weekend on a felony charge of identity theft, according to the Associated Press.
It all started in April, when he used a fake name and Social Security number to avoid paying a $7,500 medical bill.
I bet O.J. Simpson is in his home thinking “Damn, and I thought I screwed up.”
Apparently DMX, whose real name is Earl Simmons, checked into the Mayo Clinic in April for pneumonia, using the fake name “Troy Jones.” Troy Jones? Dude, DMX has sold millions of records. He would have had a better shot fooling someone with the name Turd Ferguson.
Police followed the case for months and arrested him Saturday once they had enough evidence. As DMX was carried away by police, he turned to the horde of TV cameras and said “Harassment.”
Classic. But seriously, how many times can he possibly get arrested? He’s been handcuffed more times than Eliot Spitzer on a business trip.
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